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The List…The Eagle…Happy 26th Anniversary!

The blog of all blogs, which yearly takes me a week to write. I am already 4 days in the hole due to procrastination and the constant feeling that the words would just come to me, like magic. Writing does not work like that, it is painful, gut wrenching, and quite like mid-evil torture. But […]

The List…The Eagle…Happy 26th Anniversary!

The blog of all blogs, which yearly takes me a week to write. I am already 4 days in the hole due to procrastination and the constant feeling that the words would just come to me, like magic. Writing does not work like that, it is painful, gut wrenching, and quite like mid-evil torture. But […]

Ray Bradbury, A Man Before His Time

Ok, I was supposed to stay away for a month. I made it a week. But in my week of reflection and restraint…I learned. As a writer, I over-reflect and certainly do not need the month I purposed…ok, an excuse but it does sound brilliant. My Reflections and Ah Ha's 1. No one needs to […]

Groundhog Day

      It is 9:30 pm and I am still awake, and I am planning to stay that way…for at least a little while longer. You see I am in a rut, no a hole, more like a crater. I have put myself there, I have lived by a calendar. Eat, sleep, work, clean, […]

Day 1

  Bikram after a small break is not like riding a bike…it is surviving a massive tornado to the body. Survival was my goal and that was met. I do have some helpful hints if any of you are reading along thinking of this challenge… These are real, no yogi like mantra at this point. […]

Cook, No, Crockpot

I can't cook and yes, I admit and rather proud. If I could cook it would be divine intervention and I spend my live in a circus in a freak tent. As my grandmother could not cook…so it would have skipped or truly be a Christmas miracle. No pun intended. Truly, respect the day. So […]

It Is Hot

Me…sarcastic diva in everyday fashion! Today my instructor told us a nugget of either survival or pure IQ lowering…it is hot, this is where your IQ drops as she states this in my down dog with sweat falling to my brow and then mat…REALLY! Oh please continue that inspiring moment…and she did… But you are […]

Need a Pedicure…

        Pedicure and of course manicure, they just flow…a little Bikram humor used here…just flow, get it!   Other moments came into my mind. 1. Laundry will increase. 2. The soggy feeling is disgusting. 3. My thighs looked the largest. Sigh! But had the best hair. Yogi's are cringing! 4. Every pose […]

Title…Nah!

Random acts of not feeling old… Throw out that AARP card! Please when is 50 old! I have thrown out two…next one, and oh, they will hear from me… Toss catalogs immediately that have elf shoes on cover, next to kitty earrings…this is a trap. Do not open…you will age by 5 years! Immediately! Think […]

How Not to Empty Nest…

    Do not let anyone fool you with pictures of exotic locations or happy pictures in restaurants, that are now being experienced due to freedom…they are texting and posting pics on Facebook to remind their children they are still among the living and coping very well, thank you…NOT! Ah, the syndrome that never leaves…empty […]

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