Tag Archives: sarcasm

Ray Bradbury, A Man Before His Time

Ok, I was supposed to stay away for a month. I made it a week. But in my week of reflection and restraint…I learned. As a writer, I over-reflect and certainly do not need the month I purposed…ok, an excuse but it does sound brilliant. My Reflections and Ah Ha's 1. No one needs to […]

The Art of Nothing, the Recognition of Everything

The art of nothing. I have mastered it this weekend as I was in recovery from not being 100% and at my side, my bestie. Taking care of everything and even feeding my body pizza. Not on the macro diet, but I think he saw a need, perhaps it was my walking around the house […]

The Christmas Letter is Not Christmas…IT is Terror!

The saccharin filled letter that haunts our souls…the Christmas letter, that is over-the-top and truly obnoxious.   A tradition to some. Comedy of errors to us. We laugh for days at one particular friends attempt to wish us greetings through a day by day account of perfection. Sweet perfection. No reality and truth just perfection […]

It Is Hot

Me…sarcastic diva in everyday fashion! Today my instructor told us a nugget of either survival or pure IQ lowering…it is hot, this is where your IQ drops as she states this in my down dog with sweat falling to my brow and then mat…REALLY! Oh please continue that inspiring moment…and she did… But you are […]

Need a Pedicure…

        Pedicure and of course manicure, they just flow…a little Bikram humor used here…just flow, get it!   Other moments came into my mind. 1. Laundry will increase. 2. The soggy feeling is disgusting. 3. My thighs looked the largest. Sigh! But had the best hair. Yogi's are cringing! 4. Every pose […]

Title…Nah!

Random acts of not feeling old… Throw out that AARP card! Please when is 50 old! I have thrown out two…next one, and oh, they will hear from me… Toss catalogs immediately that have elf shoes on cover, next to kitty earrings…this is a trap. Do not open…you will age by 5 years! Immediately! Think […]

How Not to Empty Nest…

    Do not let anyone fool you with pictures of exotic locations or happy pictures in restaurants, that are now being experienced due to freedom…they are texting and posting pics on Facebook to remind their children they are still among the living and coping very well, thank you…NOT! Ah, the syndrome that never leaves…empty […]

Bland Street

I live on bland street. It does not have the flavor of Mulberry street with the hustle and bustle and with wild and crazy differences. No this is a street where homes are the same color, cars same shape, and for some reason that is unknown to me white appliances abound…even a new one being […]

Disaster at the O.K Corral…aka 7th Grade Shopping Challenge!

Ok, so these were needed…$39.00, I have a western dinner and sure as hell not wearing standard western…     I shopped! …I bought 3 things at Target for a wing ding time in Southern Arizona…but I really do not think this should count… 1. It is Target not Neimans 2. I have to fit […]

The Leopard Cowboy, No Shopping and Christmas Strike!

  Ah the creation of a home that is a cross between hotel, without the mints, and the hiding boxes in every corner that will not be opened…no, no, no, we will just pretend everything is new upon landing in our final destination! I am thinking bows for the holidays…a fab look for every home! […]

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